shingekinohufflepuff:

hella happy cause i just taught my dad about non-binary genders and other gay things, and when i explained queerbaiting to him he said “so they’re not being straightforward?”

someone call 911 my dad made a sexuality joke.

freshprinceofbeleriand:

instead of a coffee shop au consider instead a hell’s kitchen au and let me explain u why:

  • ur otp has to live in close quarters in the dorms
  • making out in the pantry
  • gordon ramsay
  • sexual tension at the fish station
  • unfriendly competition
  • gordon ramsay
  • s a b o t a g e
  • if they win the challenges they get to go on neat day trips together
  • if they lose the challenges they have to do manual labor
  • think of the possibilities this presents
  • !!!!!
  • gordon ramsay